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My favorite thing to do is to make people laugh. Nothing makes me happier than to think that I've made someones day suck a little less. This is a compilation of things I find funny, and I hope you share in my amusement.
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goodbyeomelas:

coconutcoconutcoconut:

youneedmeoryourenothing:

#actors who are actually their character

the greatest casting ever.

Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought a fucking ice cream truck.

Follow your dreams Rupert

bb!Emma Watson is the cutest thing ever.

(Source: mygeekself, via marilenahasanaccount)

moslike:

Take away from an organ its function and either the organ dies or the function is re-established. Put an army in a country in which there are neither reasons for, nor fear of, war, civil or external, and it will provoke war or, if it does not succeed in its intentions, it will collapse.

— Errico Malatesta

(via marilenahasanaccount)

the-last-time-lordess:

itsalexthelionn:

beautifulonedirection:

stevenmoffatismyspiritanimal:

tomkirk:

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THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING I’VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE

omg

hOly FUCK

THIS REMAINS TO BE MY FAVOURITE AUDIO POST EVER

(via dragonsanddaleksanddemons-ohmy)

demolitionfrerardist:

what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist

(via samandriel)

davis2011:

A soul mate will look into your soul, see all the things you’ve been hurt from, and slowly piece you back together little by little until that empty space in your heart is filled. They will come into your life unexpectedly, unannounced, but when they do, your heart will reply back, “I have been waiting for you my whole life”.

(via machineguns-and-a-cameralens)

themidgardiansongstress:

fishingboatproceeds:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

stabla:

how cool would it be if your teacher was in the middle of over analysing a novel and the author walked in, slapped them in the face and screamed “THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT”

john green we’re lookin at you

no

why john

(Source: paintgod, via mememaster)

10knotes:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

(Source: acu4rio)

fuckingniall:

17yr:

THE BOX SAID IT WOULD BE A HONEY MIST AUBURN

WELL HONEY YOU MISSED AUBURN BIG TIME 

(via dontmakeitsohardjustrun)

thatreallynerdywhitekid:

beyoncebeytwice:

i want a statistic of how many people turned the game off after beyonce left

The stadium turned itself off after Beyonce left.

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

tetheredtay:

I can never look at my biology textbook without laughing because of this fuckin praying mantis

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he’s like SUP BITCHES LET’S DO SOME SCIENCE

(Source: sadasaclam, via memento8mori)

thatgingerfangirl:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

white blood cells are metal as fuck they spawn from your bones and they immediately seek and destroy anything that they just dont fucking like and then a few days later they die that’s so fucking punk rock

and people say tumblr isn’t educational 

(Source: iwishihadafather, via dragonsanddaleksanddemons-ohmy)

fuckyeahgreghouse:

A clip from all 177 episodes of House in 7 minutes, well worth the watch!

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